Ruling Class Hair?

As you know I am trying to keep our class away from "partisan rancor," so everyone feels comfortable exploring and discussing different views. In that spirit of bi-partisanship I would propose that one of the things our representatives in congress share without regard to party is, frequently, terrible hair (not counting the basic cantilevered "political side-part" [see Senate Majority Leader, Frist, Bill] endemic to local weathermen, and older males of the ruling class species).

I didn't read all the way through to search for bias, so with that caveat, for your pleasure....

Update: some of Radar's copy is kind of racy but you are the Myspace Generation so I am leaving it up...read at your own risk; by the way this page's text is the definition of "snark."